butofl:

theladythorki:

nyan-cats-daughter:

loveloree:

that would be the best surprise ever omg

:OOOOO

no but what if the guy who loaded the machine had just filled it with these

you get a polar bear and it’s a nice surprise and you put the change in for another coke

but you get another polar bear

and you’re like hm that was weird but hey i got two polar bears that’s pretty cool

but it kEEPS HAPPENING

OVER AND OVER

you get more and more frustrated each time

eventually you give up and sit down on the floor and cry, surrounded by small plushie polar bears

you’re so thirsty

you never wanted this to happen

all you wanted was a coke

How do you get the bear out

actualsame:

glittertech:

sweetmotherofyaoi:

oh god.

We’re that bad, huh?

Neopets.

Did you do the thing, Neopets?

Tell me the truth, Neopets.

I saw this a while ago but THERE’S A NEOPET CALLED GHOTI WHAT

OMG I HAD A GHOTI THOUGH

(Source: juicybugz)

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

(Source: monmondefou)

5000

This is my 5000th Tumblr post. I can’t believe I’ve been on this site so regularly since September 2010. To commemorate this, I decided to add a link to my favourite post each month since I started Tumblr. 

• September 2010: Summery Star and Heart Drinks
• October 2010: Books and Blogs
• November 2010: Ode to the Nice Guys
• December 2010: Raspberries
  
  
• January 2011: RIP Macintosh
• February 2011: Pink Converses by the shore
• March 2011: Cup Noodle Vending Machine
• April 2011: Love Wall
• May 2011: Rocks
• June 2011: Birds
  June 2011 (2): Neon Nail Polish
• July 2011: Heart Lollipop
• August 2011: Growing Up
• September 2011: Stitched Heart
  September 2011 (2): Hot Air Balloon
• October 2011: Lovely City Nights
• November 2011: Photography
• December 2011: Tangerine
  
  
• January 2012: Cherry Blossoms
• February 2012: Subways
• March 2012: Film Reel
• April 2012: Orange
• May 2012: Paint
• June 2012: Pantone Fruits
• July 2012: Aquarium
• August 2012: Lime Chevron Pillows
  August 2012 (2): Cliff
  August 2012 (3): Cable Car
• September 2012: Skyline
• October 2012: Blackberry Punch
• November 2012: Sunset Splash
• December 2012: Snow
  December 2012 (2): Waterfall
  
  
• January 2013: Autumn Pathway
  
• February 2013: To This Day
  
• March 2013: Love
• April 2013: Neon Alleys
• May 2013: Ocean Spray

(Source: tiaraless)